EtheriDuckhead

EtheriDuckhead (also known as Your Local Theorist) is the founder and owner of TaftCraft. He currently is an operator on the server. He is the Mayor of Aloevia. He also runs Landora & Snowland in Midgetland. He owns Taftia, one of the 2 countries in TaftCraft, and also the largest country in TaftCraft. He also owned a town, known as Taftia, (not the country, but a town). However, the town was abandoned.

Etheri murdered Anthony, however he still claims this is false and states he is innocent.

Etheri is known to have a lot of failed towns due to controversies surrounding the structures in them. It seems he is unable to make a functioning society.

Known to fluently speak stupid.

He is the Ted Bundy of TaftCraft.

Loss of Property (2020-2021)
EtheriDuckhead has lost his property, after the police took away his house. In 2020, Etheri had been pulled over by Turtle Town police for distracted driving. However, Etheri had decided to run from the police, causing a high speed chase. Once taken to the Turtle Town Police Station. Etheri escaped the prison by breaking a window in the station. He then committed identity fraud to try to escape the police.

After he was caught, he lost his property, and had to pay $45,000 to get it back.

Etheri met Jack Burpbados, the owner of the Tippy Turtle in Turtle Town. Etheri went to a secret hideout located under the Tippy Turtle, and met several criminals.

Etheri had teamed up with some random homeless man to go and dig up some gold from the collaped Club in Turtle Town.

Etheri took the case of his home being taken to court, where he won the case, however, didn't get his house back, but he did get a big discount, to where the house is only $28,000 compared to the previous $45,000.

Etheri had got word that his house would be demolished in 3 hours by the government since it was vacant for so long, since Taft wanted a new spa in the location. Etheri tried asking Taft to help, however Taft was unable to help, since the price was raised to $70,000.

Jack had asked Etheri to help perform a plan to rob the Taft House. The plan was simple, Harold Donely, a wanted criminal, would distract the police at the McDonald's, and Etheri and Jack would sneak to the gas station, to try and blow it up, so that the President of Taftia would be evacuated. Etheri and Jack initiate this plan, and once they blew the station, they robbed the Taft House, and got the money. As the demolition crew began destroying the house, Etheri just made it on time, and purchased the house back.

Criminal Record

 * 3x Murder
 * 2x Vandalism
 * 2x Assault
 * 1x High Speed Chase
 * 1x Distracted Driving
 * 1x Fraud

Quotes
"'am I right fellow men?'""'do u guys like drink pee before job interviews to cleanse the mouth'""'i go berserk and start throwing things at my mom at 1am'"